WTF?!? What the FLOCK! Send Flamingos!

FLOCK SOMEONE HERE! 

Invade your friend’s yard with pink plastic flamingos.  For a $30.00 donation, a trained ornithologist will land a flock of flamingos to a front yard on a specific calendar date of choice.  The recipient’s home must be within 10 mile radius of Prospect High School.  The flock (about 23 birds) will nest for 1-2 nights until our ornithologist comes back for them.